Hello! This is the home page of Perry The Cynic. Most of this part of our Web is not public. If you are working on something inside here, you will know which URL to use. If you're an idle browser, you'll just have to wait until I think it's ready.

What kind of name is Perry The Cynic? Well, it is my online persona. How I got it is a long story, and one not likely of much interest to you. Suffice it to say that many consider me a Cynic, an attribution I have accepted with more pride than resignation.

You can contact me by email, or through the Cynical Contacts page.